An off-white crop top with a baby pink wrinkled puff vinyl design in the center that reads "I'm not a bimbo, I have brain fog". The wrinkled text resembled a brain. The background is white.

I'm Not a Bimbo, I Have Brain Fog™ Crop Top

$34.99

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ColorOff-White

Size XS S M L XL 2XL

Having brain fog has never looked so iconic.

This limited edition, Y2K-coded crop top features “I’m Not a Bimbo, I Have Brain Fog™” in puff vinyl that wrinkles like a brain. Each design is heat-pressed by hand on a soft, stretchy cotton-blend tee that’s flattering, fitted, and made for the chronically stylish.

✨ Made to order with love: every crop is handcrafted by a Disabled creator (hi, it’s me 👋), so please be patient as I carefully make your piece.

Each shirt is made with care and may have slight variations. And that’s the magic of handmade fashion.

Features

Fitted silhouette
Mid-length crop
Stretchy ribbed fabric
Cap sleeves
Pre-shrunk and side-seamed
No clothing tags

Fabric:

52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 5.4 oz
32 single yarn count for softness + durability

Ethical & Sustainable Manufacturing

T-shirt manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility + partnered with Fair Labor Association
Heat-pressed and finished in-house by Thanks Icon™, a Disabled-owned business

Size Chart (inches)

Size	Body Length	Chest Width
XS	18 ½″	13 ½″
S	19″	14 ¼″
M	19 ⅝″	15″
L	20 ⅜″	16″
XL	21 ⅛″	17″
2XL	21 ⅞″	18″

Notes: All measurements are flat‑laid: chest width is half of full circumference.

Sizing Tips:

Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Width is measured across the chest, from armpit to armpit. For a slightly relaxed fit, consider sizing up!