God Nerfed Me Micro Rib Tank Top Cropped

God nerfed me because I would’ve been too powerful otherwise. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

This baby tee features our “God Nerfed Me” design in a playful, mixed-media-inspired graphic on a cropped micro rib tank top. Equal parts cute, chaotic, and iconic.

Available in a regular length t-shirt, baby tee, and raglan baby tee, too.

✨ Made with intention

This piece was designed by a Disabled creator (hi, it’s me 👋) and made-to-order through a trusted production partner.

Every shirt is created just for you after purchase. That means less waste, more intention, and a slower, more thoughtful approach to fashion.

Because of this, slight variations may occur... and, honestly, that’s part of what makes it yours.

Features

• “God nerfed me because he knew i'd be too powerful” mixed-letter graphic design
• Heat pressed clothing tag (sensory friendly)
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction

Fabric

Tank Top:

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester 32 single, 5.4oz, Athletic Heather Colors: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
• Lightweight, breathable feel
• Soft against the skin for all-day wear

Ethical & Sustainable Manufacturing

• Made to order by a trusted production partner that prioritizes sustainability and ethical labor, including WRAP certification and participation in the Fair Labor Association.
• No overproduction. No wasted inventory. Just intentional pieces.

Size Chart (inches)

TANK TOP

Sizing Tips:

The fabric has a ton of stretch. It hugs your shape without feeling restrictive. If you like a form-fitted, sculpted look, stick with your usual size or size down. For a slightly relaxed or looser fit, consider sizing up! If you’re between sizes, choose based on how you want it to fit: fitted = size down, comfy = true to size, roomy = size up.

If you’re between sizes, go based on how you want it to feel on your body, not how sizing charts think you should exist.

Care Instructions

To keep your tank looking iconic:
• Turn inside out before washing
• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design